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CyberPoseidon's kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your telephone dropping into the water and you start to nominate all the known divinities
The cyberposeidon's kiss is only for chosen few
by GigiSawdust April 16, 2018
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Australian Kiss

A very reassuring, non-sexual kiss to the hand, cheek, or forehead to represent love and kindness. Often done by Australian stepmothers to their step sons when meeting them.
Son: stepmom gave me an Australian kiss when we met!
Father: she must cherish you!
by CashMoneyK420 September 26, 2022
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“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
by the forever virgin March 27, 2024
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Australian butterfly kiss

When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.

A butterfly kiss but down under.
You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.
by Kind fellow March 11, 2021
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Sewer Kiss

Noun.

When fecal matter makes contact with an area of the body other than the anus and leaves residue.
I was walking my dog the other day. After I picked his poop up, I tripped and gave him a sewer kiss by mistake.
by Yodelpop45 October 19, 2021
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National Kiss a Dancer Day

October 30th is National Kiss a Dancer Day! Go find yourself a dancer and kiss them good.
Oh there’s a dancer, Imma go kiss them because it’s National Kiss a Dancer Day
by dancergirl55 October 24, 2019
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poison kiss

A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.

A terrible kiss
Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.

Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.
by Qwerty The Queen February 22, 2021
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