Cake

An annoying irony. From the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Mostly used to refer to something sought after only to be found it's useless.

"Well, I can get a better job and have more money, or I can keep my healthcare and not die. That's some cake right there..."

by Zed Numar July 21, 2021

fruit cake

A homosexual man, or someone acting homosexual.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DANCE. You look like a fruit cake."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."

by oshdjandjsbsbabsdghdi January 27, 2020

slave cake

Another word for a blue collar hard working man's "honey bun" snack
usually black slang

Finally got a break at work eye's be getting a slave cake out da machine.

by bigdbigdslayer June 16, 2017

Cake

Some salt dog that'll steal your meth money and give you Saxa salt then scoot away.

Customer- "hey man, wtf is this shit?"

Cake - "salt, lol" *scoot*

by RhiRhigurrrl January 23, 2021

wa cake

A term used to describe an animal or person that is unexpectedly chubby or curvy.

damn Bob, I didn't know your cat was such a wa cake.
Jessica's a total wa cake, check out her latest posts.

by krazul January 20, 2024

Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.

Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.

by fraggerdude May 13, 2025

cake

A Josiah's nice, sexy boo-tay

Dang your cake be looking good in that suit!!!

by Tripu May 7, 2018