Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Bowl Cake

The dried resin that forms within a smoking-pipe’s bowl over a period of several uses.

After cleaning their water pipe, Eugene decided to reward themself by smoking the bowl cake.

Buck has been saying bizarre things lately, he probably hit the bowl cake.

by GrudgeJudge August 22, 2021

Anus cake

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016

CAKING

The act of cumming inside of a girl while she has a yeast infection. This is because it is like putting icing on a pastry.

My wife and I tried caking for the first time last night. I ate her out afterwards.

by Siboman March 14, 2019

Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.

Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.

by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

cake

to be thicc

Damnnnnn that among us drawing got cake!

by dogdipwad April 24, 2023