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Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)
Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom
by GM123 July 29, 2016
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Blue Gusher 4000

Where you give a guy blue balls then make him bust immediately after, possibly causing internal side effects of physical trauma. -Nogla
I gave this dude the Blue Gusher 4000 last night and I don't think he likes me.
by Ali_Neon July 18, 2021
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bright blue cat

"He will always be a slut for bright blue cat"
by DondaDeluxe March 14, 2023
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Blue Screen of Dying

The act of a computer crashing by displaying the blue screen of death.

Past Tense: Blue Screen of Died
PC User: "Shit, my computer is blue screen of dying."

Mac User: "Should have gotten a Mac, those never blue screen of die."
by seebzy July 28, 2012
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Blue systems international

Blue Systems International (BSI) is a team of former state and federal law enforcement investigators with combined experience of over 100 years. The private investigation agency is licensed, insured and bonded.

We have access to the most advanced and sophisticated tools and systems in the investigation industry. Thus, we are able to provide our clients with accurate and outstanding results. In addition, our investigative efforts reach throughout the United States. Therefore, allowing BSI to conduct international as well as comprehensive background checks upon demand. All of our agreements and contracts bind the firm with a confidentiality clause and all of our clients’ information is kept confidential at the highest level and priority. Likewise, all of our communication is through a secured system on our website making the availability, integrity, and confidentiality of your content fail-safe.
Blue Systems International is a private investigation agency.
by DrMj January 9, 2017
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the warmest blue moon

Tina: )
the moon looks blue and warm like Tina, the warmest blue moon: )
by lin the dummy kid September 5, 2022
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blue room unicorn

When you open a porta potty door, and someone shit on the lid of the toilet. you make the same face you would if you saw a unicorn.
Hey Vic, did you see the glorious blue room unicorn in shitter 3?
by FracStrike September 18, 2017
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