Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021

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Suck Ass

When you play Twisted Fate against assassins.

Suck ass :

"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck evryone"
"Uninstall"

by Dedzi November 22, 2016

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Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

by daelynfr May 09, 2024

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Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR

"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

by Floofy.exe January 10, 2024

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penis sucking child molester

someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!

John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I

John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 15, 2023

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