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Butty packer

A person who drives frustratingly slowly, assumed to be driving for leisure or out on a day trip somewhere. Usually older than 50. Synonym for 'Sunday Driver'.
"Look at that twat. Rover 75; AA stickers in the back window and driving about 3 MPH. Butty packer."
by emopm January 28, 2012
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Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.
Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.
by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012
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elbow pockets

the flap of skin that occurs when the upper arm of a person is so fatty that, when held out straight, the upper arm appears to drape over the elbow
Big girls are attractive and all, but the extra weight Jill had put on gave her the starts of elbow pockets and that's just a big no.
by Emmzey Squire April 18, 2012
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Pot Pocket

When you have recently carried marijuana in your pocket and there are now many fragments left behind.

The result of such event as follows;

1) loose buds with out a bag
2) packed bowl in pocket
3) loose scraps of weed that used to be some dank leaf
"dammit, i just realized that i should've brought a plastic bag because now i have Pot Pocket"
by tree luver June 17, 2012
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Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch November 7, 2012
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God pocket

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket
by Ash Castle October 16, 2012
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snack packed

Sexual act where you literally eat the shit outta someone's anus
Jim: I was just snack packed for the first time. Ber: that's gross! Who would be kinky enough to snack your pack!?!
by the ber queen August 1, 2013
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