Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s shoes.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 11, 2025
Get the Big Bad Bradmug. 
by goodlad69 September 13, 2021
Get the bad ladmug. 
So I take it out
Every chance I get
Left to be so mean
Still it's sane and so sympathetic
Want to feel bad
But you can't say no
It's no cause at all
It comes down to you and
Who bleeds who?
Just past the day
Pleasant leaves you
Comes to you the same way
Passed on
Every chance I get
Left to be so mean
Still it's sane and so sympathetic
Want to feel bad
But you can't say no
It's no cause at all
It comes down to you and
Who bleeds who?
Just past the day
Pleasant leaves you
Comes to you the same way
Passed on
Every day's the last day
No one sees you
Walk the part to stay
Not you
Judge yourself again
Age is no excuse
Hard to find a way to
Close my eyes, call it back and shoot
He Feels Bad
No one sees you
Walk the part to stay
Not you
Judge yourself again
Age is no excuse
Hard to find a way to
Close my eyes, call it back and shoot
He Feels Bad
by WorseThanHitler December 8, 2020
Get the He Feels Badmug. Slang from the south that entails whatever you are about to do is probably not going to be in your best interest. Rarely actually used in favor of other phrases, and typically only said by older folks.
Person 1: "I haven't practiced in a few years, but I'm pretty sure I can still backflip."
Person 2: "Go ahead, if you're bad."
Person 2: "Go ahead, if you're bad."
by Ashen Rat July 27, 2023
Get the Go ahead, if you're bad.mug. Example:
Jakob (boy you have no time for): I’m going to fold you up like a lawn chair”
Emily (bad bitch from the tropics): “I would rather not”
Jakob (boy you have no time for): I’m going to fold you up like a lawn chair”
Emily (bad bitch from the tropics): “I would rather not”
by thickbaddie12 April 22, 2020
Get the Bad bitch from the tropicsmug.