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gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2
look at steve and jeff go at it
by max December 9, 2004
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gay as balls

Originally the term "gay as balls" had a very different meaning and was used to describe an event who's gaiety matched those of formal balls (dance).
I hear Florence's lawn party was gay as balls.
by Ballroom Queeny January 14, 2011
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That gay stalker

A stalker who only stalks people of the same sex.
Check out that gay stalker behind us lets get out of the car and start...
by gay pervin and swirvin August 10, 2010
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gay raise

to raise the minimum amount (as in poker)
Jim gay raised Tom after he bet 50 on the flop by raising it the minimum of 50 to 100.
by bballch28 July 10, 2007
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gay jester

In the game of texas hold'em this is when you recieve the jack two of hearts this is commonly known as the gay jester
A close relative to the gay waiter Q-3, on recieving this hand the 'gay jester' the player starts to act camp and will suffer possible rectal fisture's
by Richard Rogers March 19, 2008
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Gay Marriage

The union in marriage of two homosexual individuals. It is illegal in many places around the world, including thirteen US states.
8 Reasons to Oppose Gay Marriage:

1. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
3. Straight marriage has been around for a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles upon which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful is gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' would be destroyed.
5. The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because are orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
6. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion here in the United States.
8. Children can never succeed without both a male and female role model at home. That's why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
by SlickSerpent99 August 5, 2017
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#Ryan is gay

Got a friend who's name is Ryan?
Is Ryan gay?
Even if hes not,
He'll always be gay in our hearts
#Ryan is gay
Huh nice day isnt it Ryan #Ryan is gay.
Man i could use some pizza #Ryan is gay
Fuck man, Ryan sure is weird #Ryan is gay
by Ryans' friend April 9, 2018
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