pickly cunt

A vagina that resembles a pickle; Greenish, yellow, lumpy, and having the strong smell of vinegar.

Jennifer had a pickly cunt for about a week after I was done with her.

by Dr. Manwich September 25, 2011

Cunt pillow

Vulgar term for how a women's underwear looks/feels if they have a particularly large bush.

"Oh man her cunt pillow was so soft but stank of fish"

by Arseraptor October 2, 2011

Moody cunt

Somebody who is never happy. They will complain about the slightest things and after you change plans to compensate for their dislikes they are still unhappy. The moody cunt.

Did you hear what Dave said about this weekends plans?
Yeah, he’s such a moody cunt

by TheSaintRaps May 24, 2023

authentic cunt

some one who’s cuntness originates from life experiences or is a learned trait from bad parenting

Dude mrs. strassman has that authentic cunt in her she definitely learned that from her mom

by loucitybatman June 4, 2023

Skitty Cunt

An individual who narcissistically believes themselves to be endowed with intellect, attractiveness, and popularity to the point of delusion (a skit), and in addition is also rude and dismissive of other people’s feelings (a cunt).

Bro I can’t stand Simon Cowell, he’s such a skitty cunt.

by Anonymous swine June 9, 2023

RE-cunt

A cunt that demands you re-cycle, re-use, re-new and re-think.
As per the shirt that walmart had to pull from the market after people spotted the "hidden" swear word.

Look at that RE-cunt over there wearing her 2nd hand pants while recycling their bottles!

by AstralJaeger June 9, 2023

Birthday cunt

Cunt to which you serve on your birthday.

"did you hear Caleb is serving birthday cunt today?"
"Thats a really fucking stupid phrase"

by Satansblodsoffer June 21, 2023