Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.

Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.

by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021

two man

A two man is Dom, Mackaylie, Jacob and Mackalya.

Its just a two man

by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

two dollaz

two crunk white female rappers. dj caskii & a.tayy. They had 4 unreleased mixtapes and they are working on their new album "fresh outa jail" EASTSIDE. get it crunk.

did i stutter?
yos be mad trippin.

two dollaz

by eastside: get it crunk May 4, 2009

two fingers up

it means that you are crazy in love with faiq no cap

sarah is holding two fingers up that means she is obsessed with faiq fr no cap

by hagsbjajakajs May 23, 2022

Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless

Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed

by Kenken10 January 29, 2022

Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.

I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.

by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022