quarter life crisis

A crisis occuring around the age of 20, 19 or 18.

Yea, he got rejected by Stanford because the college counselor sent in the wrong transcript...it was his quarter life crisis.

by Will May 12, 2004

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008

One Eight Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20

"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"

by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Fuck Yo' Life Nigga

What Rick James or Dave Chappelle would say when he kills someone.

FUCK YO' LIFE NIGGA *Stomps on the chest of the body

by Sho December 9, 2004

Half-Life: Source

a really buggy game with scientists fucking screaming

note: the goldsrc version is way better.

Half-Life: Source is really fucking messed up.

by le block October 8, 2022

evening of his life

Someone in old age.

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

my life is poo

your life is, duh, poo!

my life is poo

by PianoVibes May 10, 2021