greasy taco stamp

When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.

Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.

by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017

scruffy taco

A drive thru order straight from taco bell containing hairy vagina lips

I couldnt get enough of that scruffy taco, so I ordered a dozen.

by smegmasam May 7, 2016

Quick Taco

When you fuck a bitch in the ass when shes on her period and she shits on your dick until you cum. Her ass cheeks being the taco shell. Your beef being ground up inside her. The shit representing refried beans. Cum is Sour Cream. Add a little salsa from her coochie and there you have it. A Quick Taco. Additional toppings are optional!

I was feeling festive last night on cinco de mayo so I fucked this bitch and she made me a quick taco.

by SallyMittRAGE September 21, 2018

taco tickler

A moustache

You know, growing my taco tickler really saved our marriage

by the kid from MAD magazine November 4, 2022

glossy taco

When Simplynailogical puts a glossy top coat on her nails

When Cristine was finished with her nail design she finished it off with a glossy taco

by Simplylover August 13, 2017

Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly

This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.

by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015

Taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".

She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.

by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022