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Poop Moment

When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.
Hey Ryan, we have a test tomorrow and I have to use the bathroom, what a poop moment!
by anonymous November 2, 2021
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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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Madhav moment

Dude I forgot the keys in the car. Such a madhav moment.
by GurukulJesus December 30, 2022
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Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.
Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment
by euheuc January 2, 2023
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sat the moment

1. Embracing the moment to the fullest possible extent.
2. The misspelled version of "atm" (at the moment) as "stm"
I'm usually a '3-minute passion' person, so I try to sat the moment as much as possible before I am no longer interested
by nuclearwinter January 28, 2015
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Kelly moment

Oh sorry I put the kids in the oven, I must have had a 'Kelly moment'.
by Zara - cornflats December 21, 2018
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