Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.
When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.
Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.
Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”
Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024
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Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins
Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
by Rock Guy 133 May 26, 2024
Get the Rule 1069 mug.In the game Rocket League, if your car collides in contact with another car and interlocks, you must stay locked until a goal is scored or the game ends.
by eternaljay May 28, 2024
Get the Rule One mug.Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024
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Get the Rule 34 mug.Of all the artists that pretended to be his best friend in the late 90's and early 2000's, not one of them came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Not Jasper-Z, not DMX the bring it to the yard dude, none of those guys were going to stand up to 50 cent, it was almost like they enjoyed seeing Ja Rule spiral downward, it was like they ordered popcorn for the show. You wouldn't really want guys like DMX or Jay-Z by your side if 50 cent walked in to the bar ready to fight somebody in real life if their real life behavior is anything like what they do with their "friend" in the music industry.
Ja rule is the kind of guy nobody who knew him remembers now, and if they weren't alive or were young (single digit years) around the millenium, they most likely never even heard of the guy. He had about five minutes if that much in the spotlight then nobody heard from him since.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
Get the Ja rule mug.None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".
If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
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