Homemade Glory Hole

When a man puts a paper bag on his business, cuts a hole in it, and tells a woman to go down on him.

ALSO

When a guy intentionally drills an "extra hole" for the TP dispenser.

Dave: Man, I wanted to get that chick to suck it, but she wasn't having it.

Bobby: I don't have that problem man.

Dave: Yeah, she was effing retarded though, so I just made a homemade glory hole and told her it was "Bobbing for Apples" in a bag.

Bobby: Nice!

by An Entrepeneur April 27, 2011

Reverse Glory Hole

When you make a hole in your floor to take a fat dump on your downstairs neighbor.

Friend 1: Yo, I just made a Reverse Glory Hole to fuck with my bitch ass neighbor
Friend 2: Ohhhh jesussss

by White_Bread904 December 28, 2020

flaming rabbit holes

a pussy wich is on fire wich is harry like a peach

flaming rabbit holes

vivian

by fgfghd69jnsajkfnv July 12, 2010

Fishpie Ash Hole

Someone who has a fishpie(i.e smelly, fishy vagina) and ash hole is dirty arse.

gemma you are a fishpie ash hole!

by john brook August 10, 2008

Penis hole pete

Penis hole Pete walls down the street and spot a kid. He unzipped his jeans, pulled down his under wear and whips it out. Then the kid gets sucked in and never comes.

Me: I’m taking a walk lalalal

Penis hole Pete: Hehehehehehehe

Me: AHHHHHHHHH

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

Queer Pole for Straight Hole

gay guy chasing straight ass

"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"

by ankur vakil December 18, 2005

butt penis nut hole

The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.

butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening

The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.

Henry: Fuck you, wanker!
Robin: You're a butt penis nut hole!
Henry: oh shit, I can't beat that

by some homeless man August 24, 2017