Meat Suck O'Clock

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.
Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*
by BB_HQ June 09, 2020
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Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021
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Suck Ass

When you play Twisted Fate against assassins.
Suck ass :

"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck evryone"
"Uninstall"
by Dedzi November 22, 2016
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On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
by daelynfr May 09, 2024
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Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
by Floofy.exe January 10, 2024
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Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick
Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day
by Yung_love13 April 13, 2018
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High Amplitude Sucking

When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.

See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm
That girl from last night gave me some fine high amplitude sucking and left me feeling satisfied.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021
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