Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.

John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.

by John E. Law January 7, 2019

bright blue cat

Big Black Cock. Backronym of BBC

"He will always be a slut for bright blue cat"

by DondaDeluxe March 14, 2023

Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

by Shuaman July 31, 2019

Furry blue fox

Frost fox AKA furry fox is a fox who ruined people's lives and eats sheep on a Sunday and also he is very short

Furry blue fox is a dickhead and a mf nightmare

by Thespedygamer April 22, 2022

Baby Bear Blues

It is the action of mimicking breastfeeding using a soft toy, usually through jealousy of a new sibling, with a bear being the most popular animal chosen.

Most people that have Baby Bear Blues claim to have done so when at an early age. However, usually, they still do, even at mature ages.

Users of the Baby Bear Blues tend to be socially unaccepted and use various methods to fit in and look cool, such as making up words.

"I wouldn't be his friend, he has Baby Bear Blues'

"Wardell Baby Bear Blued when he was younger..."

by Phewfew May 1, 2009

crystal blue perswayze

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.

After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.

by sleepypie September 24, 2018

Blues Brothering yourself

When you mix Black breakfast tea, Black coffee, and Redbull or monster creating a breakfast version of the speedball a mixture of Cocain and Heroin what killed Jake from the Blues Brothers

When you really want to sleep though class, just Blues Brothers yourself

I really just want to really fucking sleep for 5 hours.

Don't go full on Blues Brothering yourself, you'll sleep forever.

by Tohka and Notyomama1 October 6, 2021