Thomas James is the finest man on earth. He has the best relationship and he is very much locked in. If you know anybody that’s talking to him you should tell his baby momma immediately! But other than that he is very great and everyone loves him especially his baby momma.
Girl 1: Girl you know who i seen thomas james talking to?
girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
by thomasjamesbabymomma November 21, 2023
Thomas James is the finest man on earth. He has the best relationship and he is very much locked in. If you know anybody that’s talking to him you should tell his baby momma immediately! But other than that he is very great and everyone loves him especially his baby momma.
Girl 1: Girl you know who i seen thomas james talking to?
girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
by thomasjamesbabymomma November 21, 2023
has big crush on olivia edge will steal his friends girlfriend, ginger, likes getting called fanta pubes it arouses him. loves penis on a good day, wants olivia edge any other day. doesnt wash his pubes and goes eddie stobart spotting also loves trains. told my girlfriend her ass is a piece of art (he wasnt wrong but thats beside the point) also said he gets lost in her eyes lolsies. in other words he is a massive pussy who belongs with india johnson
by i hate james kennedy 69 April 29, 2022
James Morton eats the bilbo baggins
by Pulsarnova September 20, 2022
To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)
by Hairy slaughter December 31, 2016
James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.
Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.
by Bondbauer007 April 11, 2022
Hey Dave I haven’t seen you in a while, want to hang out this weekend? We can do some James Bonding!
by BootyFinga December 13, 2024