cake in a mug

The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.

John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth

by Uniquexox November 23, 2014

Dream cake

A dream boat woman

My girl is such a dream cake, I love her more than anything in the world.

by Cakez May 13, 2023

Ghost Cake

A girls ass that is fatter than what’s expected

Did you see Hannah’s instagram, I didn’t know her ass was that fat, she got a Ghost Cake

by Finsterblaster May 03, 2019

Quadruple Eating pie cake

A yummy explosion

I want to eat your Quadruple Eating pie cake

by dfghjkoliuytrfdcvhji May 25, 2023

Cake ahh nig

A lame ahh nig that also say sum that he not gonna do

Mikey: imma beat your ass

Levi: ight cake ahh nig

by Mikey4321 December 25, 2024

Cake ahh nig

A lame ahh nig that also say sum that he not gonna do

Mikey: imma beat your ass

Levi: ight cake ahh nig

by Mikey4321 December 25, 2024

Cake ahh nig

A lame ahh nigga

Mikey: imma snack you

Levi: ight cake ahh nig

by Mikey4321 December 25, 2024