FUCK EVER!

"FUCK EVER!" is a phrase used when a person is raging so hard that they forget, or don't care to construct proper sentences in their responses, such as shouting "What the fuck ever dude." It is also used by ego-centric Valley Girls when they experience something that is either unbelievable, or incites rage.

-SolidSnake69 dies in NeoTokyo-

SolidSnake69: "Ohh my God WHAT THE FUCK EVER! FUUUCK EVER! FUCKIN' SHOOTIN' THIS GUY IN THE FUCKIN' FACE! OH FUCK EVER."

Shino <1 health left>

by Idle. July 13, 2010

Lazy as fuck

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.

You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.

by cruello March 6, 2018

fuck scout

one who scouts for pussy.

man, there's no good pussy at dis party, yo. we need a fuck scout.

by Gregg Sells December 12, 2006

Fuck Head

If someone pisses you off, same thing as dumb ass or stupid.

Oh my god. Brandon was being SUCH a fuck head today. I dont know why anyone likes him.

by YOUR MOM sucks HAIRY balls. September 10, 2009

cock fucked

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

Fucking Bentley

A phrase used by one who is fanatic about any Bentley car. Usually accompanied with a pair of underpants filled with semen/girl juice (dependent on the sex of the person in question, naturally)

Oh my god, look whats coming into the car park...it's a FUCKING BENTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

by John918 August 4, 2008

The Fuck Index

The Fuck Index (TFI), also known as The Google Fuck Poll, is a DIY poll like the Gallup Poll, but available to "we the people". It best used for measuring the relative popularity of key politicians, past and present. It is tested by doing a "Fuck <enter name>" on a Google Search, and reading the totals. Currently Obama is at 23 million hits for "Fuck Obama", whereas "Fuck Bush" has dropped to less than 2 million.

Democrap: Boy, I am so happy I voted for Obama, he's beat Bush 10 times over on The Fuck Index.

Repube: You used the Google Fuck Poll to get that? You Jackass! How could you people be so stupid! The Fuck Index is not a good thing. It means ppl think Obama is 10 times worse than Bush.

by Bitschlap Watch January 11, 2010