Drugstore Mexican

A Mexican who speaks little to no Spanish, a generic Mexican so to speak.

I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish I am Drugstore Mexican! Let me see if I can find someone who does!

by NoJuanKnows September 29, 2019

Mexican

God, otherwise known as YAHWEH

Eyo, God, what it do? Said Saint John, the Mexican Gentile 😉

by sxarliiit March 21, 2022

Mexican Raspado

The mexican raspado is when you go to a mexican whorehouse ,and get a blowjob from a inexperienced ,cheap whore,resulting in head rash and pain.

dude we should go to tijuana ,and get some putas,<

Ok but be careful you could get a mexican raspado and that shit hurts

by devilishrumble June 20, 2010

Mexican Food

The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.

"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"

"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"

"I HATE YOU"

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Mexican chorizo sandwich

To be involved in a threesome that involves two white women when your Mexican.

Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?

Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!

by Shanemane September 13, 2021

Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.

Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!

by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023