Snow Mexican

A person of Mexican heritage who stops on the road way screwing up traffic in order to play in the snow. Snow Mexicans can be seen in the winter months in the San Bernardino mountains and other surrounding areas of southern California. Snow Mexicans are a generally friendly and out going group and normally travel in large herds called "families".

"Why are there so many Snow Mexicans up here today"

by Crestline Jim January 1, 2015

Emo Mexican

One who is poses as a mexican, through-out the internet, look for his hopeless romantic.

There is no example for this stupid, ugly, and simple "Emo Mexican". But beware of his childish acts to get one's heart.

by Chris May 5, 2005

The Blonde Mexican

A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.

Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?

by smartobarto March 28, 2008

The Mexican Race

An extremely infectious virus/plague that has infected the United States for years now.Symptoms include:raping the shit out of a country's economy due to not paying taxes,making 90% of everyone in a country hate them (no matter how hated the race that hates them is hated ex.An African American hating a Mexican.) Vandalizing any building structure within a 25 mile radius of where the virus infects,and completely raping the shit out of American culture due to not learning our language LIKE NEARLY 90% OF ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES DO/LEARNING OUR LANGUAGE,BUT STILL NOT USING IT.There are no known cures for this virus due to its ridiculous persistence to infect its host (the US).All bigotry and hate for this virus is completely justified and anyone who disagrees that is american obviously does not give a shit about their country.

Bob:Hey Billy have you heard about that new virus called the Mexican race?

Billy:Yea man,we should move to another country because its exploited and raped the shit out of this ones system for years.

Bob:Sooner or later the virus would spread to whatever country we move to,so lets just stay here in the US.

by AWellInformedIndividual March 7, 2009

hungry horny mexican

when a male individual, gets the following ingredients

-salsa
-nacho chips
-nacho mince (cooked prefferably)
-cheese

and they shove it up a females reproductive organ (vagina)

they proceed to have sexual intercourse, therebye mixing the ingredients in semen and mush it all up.

then the dude sucks it all out, and maybe even shares it with his female counterpart.

Hey dude, i had a dinner date with Desirea and we did a hungry horny mexican. it was the perfect dinner for too!!

by weirdfetishman July 14, 2009

The Mexican Blinker

Just a down right evil but affective way to seek revenge (or good ol' sick fun) on a broad while you're slamming her by dripping.. well okay, POURING hot sauce in her eyes.




possible ingredients : Louisiana Sauce and/or Franks Red Hot.
Note: Use Tabasco if your intention is to cause intense endless squealing

We all laughed our ass's off when Colin splashed a whole red load all over Trish's eyes to complete the Mexican Blinker. The guy's ruthless I tell ya'

by Lemonski October 12, 2008

saltwater mexican

A person of Hispanic descent who is not from Mexico: i.e., Cubans or Puerto Ricans

I ain't no smelly wetback from Mexico, I'm a 'Rican - a saltwater Mexican!

by C*nny October 18, 2008