Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.

Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!

by Red Potato December 12, 2021

Peanut butter Charlie

A giant turd that leaves a stain on any toilet when flushed that resembles peanut butter.

Johnny sure upset the janitor when he left a peanut butter Charlie in the church toilet.

by Rama Rama stefano June 21, 2016

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by da d awd a October 11, 2020

Toe butter

A cream that contains nifedipine and pentoxyphylline that is prescribed for a variety of vascular conditions that affect the toes. This toe butter has been found to improve pain and blood flow to the toes in conditions like Raynauds, COVID toes, and scleroderma.

Toe butter is the only treatment that has helped my COVID toes.

by Everythingdonut January 25, 2022

Butter

A sexual position using the juice that one can obtain by ejaculating onto a cucumber and using it to perform sexual favors on another with.

"Bro, I was out with this girl from the bar, and she let me butter her.

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Butters

When a person or thing is ugly and/or unattractive. Can be a person Whois undatable mostly referring to virgins

"What about jake"
"NO he's butters"

by Rebel_emo-unicorn.xx March 29, 2016

Doodoo Butter

doodoo butter is a reference to call people when they're fucking bad at a game

Guy 1: There's a guy on the hills!!
Guy 2: Nigga, where the fuc-
(guy 2 fucking gets shot and dies)
Guy 1: ur doodoo butter

by eijneem December 8, 2019