Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

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big bear

A tall 6 foot guy who plays football, squats 365 and never fails to make you laugh. He will care for a girl with all of his heart and never give up on her. He has a mullet and hates cliff, cliff cant fucking lift correctly.

big bear squats 365

by Jim Steiner August 13, 2021

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Bear Grylls

Verb:
The act of going down on a girl until she squirts into your mouth and down your throat.

Dave:
"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"

by Ares Inamorta May 31, 2016

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Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

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