when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss
by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004
Get the door pissmug. When you're trying to jack off and accidently tangle your tubes in your dick and therefore are stuck with a piss kink.
Guy 1: I've been jacking my meat for an hour wheres the cum?
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
Get the Piss kinkmug. by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
Get the piss jockeymug. An animal or lesson that continuiously shits and pissed themself. They are sometimes very self-obsorbed and think they are the best in which the are fucking wrong
by Ahahahahasehs December 9, 2019
Get the Piss stinkermug. by WINGNUT4444 August 29, 2021
Get the Pissmug. Australian slang for alcohol, especially dirt-cheap mass-produced low-quality beer, rampantly consumed by bogans.
Patron: Oi m8 can I get some Western Australian piss?
Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?
Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?
Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?
Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss
Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB
Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt
Barman: No worries m8
Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?
Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?
Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?
Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss
Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB
Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt
Barman: No worries m8
by StrayanDoc August 20, 2022
Get the Pissmug. A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.
“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”
“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”
“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”
by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 2, 2022
Get the Piss Nozzlemug.