Queen James Bible

A complete piss-take on the Christian bible, dont look it up if you're offended by stuff like that, but if you want a good laugh, go for it!
Search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising...But yeah.

The Queen James Mission Statement:

So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.

Quotes from the Queen James Bible:

4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"

4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.

by tinylittleovaldogeggs March 7, 2008

Kevin James

Republican radiohost who is completely ignorant of history, re:Hardball.

Hi, I'm Kevin James, Professional Twatwaffle. I'm hear to appease your ass.

by Tiberius Maximus May 15, 2008

Lebron James

The second best basketball player that single handedly carried Cleveland to a finals win

Lebron James is the best basketball player ever

by JohnWilkins December 26, 2019

Lebum James

My glorious king - sweet sweet precious king. He is the greatest athlete to bless this earth. My cutie patootie leboo james is the greatest to ever do it!

I love Lebum James and would give him a kiss on his hot hot mouth

by donfor2024theman March 6, 2023

The Classic James

When someone leaves the call or goes AFK with no given explanation

Ahhh he did the classic James again

by Natwo April 17, 2020

brother james

Guys i uploaded a pic...showin this pimp in GOA! Check it out! and as for what i gotta say...JAMES!!!!! ur a mommafucka! sunday college mahn? are u fuckin outta ur fuckin head? why dontcha do find somthin better to do like gettin a friggin abortion??? Coz really u fucker...wajja think...u cud hav a cross between a dogg and a whatever u are, as a fuckin pet??? ill tell u the fuckin result...ull hav a barkin sonofabitch fuckin all the coke bottles fallen around the campus! Oh and as for tht vice-fuckin-princy! ask him to go take some spoken english classes coz the mofo wudnt kno the fuckin diff between a prayer and a fuckin christmas carol!

Mahn...this is a warnin for all those who wanna join this shit hole! All u get here is a big fat bitch called Shakuntala (calls herself Shakalaka ??? ) whose only purpose here is to give all the princys, vice-princys, and their mutts a good long blow before they sleep...COZ SHE SURE AS HELL DONNO NO BOTANY!!!!!!!!!!!

by Da Moneymahn! December 3, 2004

rick james

fried up coke fiend from the 80s who enjoys using the word Bitch, fuck yo couch, and darknesses.

its a celebration bitches...I'm rick james!!!

by swordsman April 21, 2004