Long Winded Fart-Hole

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart

Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."

by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011

Don Juan's Love Hole

The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.

I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.

by Austen the Puerto Rican May 3, 2006

new york slam hole

Intense anal sex in the state of New York after a lengthy plane ride

After I got back from the airport , I gave her a new york slam hole

by Anallpuds December 20, 2017

one eyed worm hole

A one eyed worm hole is a never ending vagina that just seems to go on forever into the deep abyss.

"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".

by Mad-dawg July 4, 2014

Poggers McStinky Butt Hole

Meaning very extra mega Poggers, often used by epic gamers to describe a very Pog play in a game.

Thomas: My lord that Fortnite play was very Poggers McStinky Butt Hole
Will: Yes, very Pog

Dad: Me and you mother are getting a divorce
Thomas: That’s very Poggers McStinky Butt Hole

by PogManTommy February 17, 2021

punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

by strangefetishes November 15, 2013

Seal your mind hole

Sealing your mind hole is closing off your mental/emotional vulnerabilities to those who wish to harm you.

Please seal your mind hole.

by Mind hole June 1, 2017