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suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!
by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012
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suck pump

a word that’s often used by redrain to a numerous amount of people

possibly meaning is to suck dick
redrain: you suck pump
person: nah, i’m not gay
by sadcitizen March 11, 2018
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The 6th month suck

The 6th month suck is an ancient druid tradition going back hundreds of years and must be upheld to honour the faith of all the druids that perished in the dark wars.
It can only be used by couples that are in a relationship. And on the day of the the six months they have been together the female must honour the druids tradition. The male will say to his spouse it is time for you to perform the 6th month suck. At this point the female must then suck the man's penis for no less than half and hour until the druids that have passed have been remembered and the swallowing of the ancient druid juice shall empower the relationship for years to come.
by Corpserooter October 14, 2018
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suck-asaurus-rex

An extended term for the word sucks.
Something that is lame-sauce or crappy.
What? You can't go to the concert? That's suck-asaurus-rex!
by FigNasty November 5, 2010
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Suck a dick

An insult used to go tell someone that they suck.

Person 1: HAHA! My grades are ten times higher than your IQ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw, fuck you, go SUCK A DICK.
Person 1: *Dies from cringe
If you keep on thinking your insults are good when they're really not, you should go suck a dick.
by sadfasdfasdfsadfasdf June 13, 2022
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Suck bread

An expression used when someone is moving weird and is just pissing you off.
Marvie: this catch phrase is now mine
TLoba: suck bread
by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 13, 2021
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