Pulling a John

To be an stupid annoying dumb ass, that complains to your friends about you and expects them not to tell you.
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them

John: hehehehehe i'm so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty

Joe: dude lets go get high

Friend:don't pull a john dude

pulling a john makes you a fag

by kissinthemuffin November 4, 2010

Pulling a Leites

Pulling a Leites is an expression used to define a person (or animal) that will just throw himself on his back when attacked by an opponent (or a predator in case of an animal).

The first occurence of that particular act was discovered at the UFC 97 event, April 17th 2009, in Montréal, Québec, Canada, when Thales Leites, and the champion Anderson Silva, fought for the title.

The only offense Mr Leites could create was... to throw himself on his back in front of his opponent !

I just pulled a Leites on my couch, and I'm watching TV.

After taking a dozen shooters, Amy pulled a Leites on us, and we had to drag her home.

I was so astonished I pulled a Leites in front of her !

I saw him, getting one or two shots to the face, then I saw him pulling a Leites !

by Indralia April 28, 2009

pull a marty

When you can't correctly time pulling up on the car door handle with the driver unlocking the door per electric door locks. The excess is even worse.

man, did i pull a marty, or does you electric door lock not work?

by emmons May 18, 2006

Pull a Tweed

to trick, decieve or prank: a Refrence to Burly Boss Tweed, a 19th century gangster who rigged elections and stole more than $200 million from the City of NY

Nash tried to pull a Tweed on Dmitri by making him think he owed money to Nash.

by Clemenza April 25, 2006

pulled a max

Getting With A Fat Girl (ie. Michelle). After Having a Chance to get with a hot girl.

I was with him all night, and he pulled a max and got head from Fat Michlle.

Ew Man, that girl is huge, you just pulled a max!

by Jonathan J August 29, 2008

pull a trent

To oversleep. Trent is the name of Jane Lane's brother and Daria's love interest on the popular TV show Daria, formerly on MTV and then on The N. Trent is famed for getting up at about 4 in the afternoon, and is always late for band practice. He famously sleeps on his bed stomach-down, his face buried into the pillow, on top of the blankets, in only his boxers.

"Liz stayed up until 2 AM this morning! She's totally going to pull a Trent."

by Lizzifer November 28, 2005

pull an arod

To strike out looking with the bases loaded. Can happen to anyone but more than likely to A-Rod

Beltran blew game 7 of the nlcs on an obvious pitch?
Yes even worse. way to pull an aRod

by Ian Howell October 21, 2006