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Hershey's Kiss

When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.
I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...
by MufasaLY April 3, 2020
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National kissing day

Kiss a girl or boy on this day Friday 13th of April
by Bob tub May 26, 2018
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This day is right before valentines day (13th). You must kiss tummas av reyni on the cheek or mouth or bootycheek
1:its national kiss tummas av reyni day!
2: sick, lets go kiss him!
by putursukur February 10, 2023
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National kiss your homies day

On Friday may 13th kiss your homies to prove your respect to them
National kiss your homies day “Yo it’s kiss yo homies day” “kisses”
by Kiss your homies day May 12, 2022
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kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.
Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us
by balls69420iloveboys October 24, 2020
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kiss

when lips touch<3
hanna: hey...layla layla: yea hanna: i think i really wanna kiss ya layla: wait really? hanna: ya layla:*kisses hanna*
by levi____ August 20, 2022
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Hershey's Kiss

The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat
"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022
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