Urban Dictionary

noun: A situation that unexpectedly turns into an orgy where every bodily fluid is witnessed and sexual acts are performed as if the participants were playing sex dice and twister at the same time.

adj: unexpectedly and disturbingly sexual
noun:
Friend1: "Hey, sorry I couldn't make it to your movie night last night, how did it go?"
Friend2: "It was a real Urban Dictionary. I saw what I swear was santorum oozing from Jimmy's ass, but I couldn't tell because I got angry pirated before the previews even finished."

adj:
The biology class became increasingly Urban Dictionary as an orgy built up around the two kids who were munging with the pre-dissected fetal pigs.
by Chief O'Chuggabeer April 03, 2012
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This site. Like the one you're on right now. I don't know how else to explain this man.
by Lord Trash September 21, 2019
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The place that you are on now, loser!
1: what r u on now?
2: Urban Dictionary
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A place where white people go when they can’t understand what black people are saying.
White person 1: Hey, do you understand what Jamal is saying?
White person 2:No, I don’t. Let’s look in the Urban Dictionary.
by I don’t have time for that October 29, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

a dictionary, where people like you and me can write their own definitions of any word.
example 1'

Where did you learn that?

urban dictionary

example 2'
what dictionary did you use to find that answer?

urban dictionary
by man with an ar April 01, 2019
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(urban) Dictionary

When people attempt to use Urban Dictionary like a proper dictionary, giving words actual meanings that would make sense in a proper dictionary
Guy 1: Hey, I just looked up the (urban) Dictionary definition for Kanji, it surprisingly makes a lot of sense.

Guy 2: Why did they go to Urban Dictionary for that, there are actual dictionaries meant for that kind of thing.
by Earl is a fun name November 15, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.
How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.
by buddy retard July 13, 2020
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