new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Speedrunning High School Of Graphic Communication Arts Is Resident Evil Two

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Speedrunning High School Of Graphic Communication Arts Is Resident Evil Two

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Speedrunning High School Of Graphic Communication Arts Is Resident Evil Two

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

two-FF-lick-suck

The act of using two fingers to Finger your partner's vagina and butthole and licking her clitoris, all at the same time, then sucking her clit at end of each pass.

Girl to her bff: Omg! My boyfriend gave me the two-FF-lick-suck treatment last night...I've never came so much in my life!

She demonstrated by showing her friend the motions...

by EmmCeeSqrd June 5, 2025

Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017

Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.

Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.

by WoodenShard November 29, 2022