I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh

1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID

by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

My two cents

An idiom meaning "that's my opinion" or "that's my humble suggestion." It conveys a personal viewpoint, often given unsolicited, and can be used in both formal and informal contexts.

I know we didn't ask for everyone's thoughts, but here's my two cents on the project: we should focus more on the marketing strategy.

by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025

popping two Casper's

It is when you wank off a dead body.

Jack is popping two Casper's in the mortuary.

by MnrBeer April 11, 2021

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018

Sixty Two

An attempt at spelling 62 in word format, but forgetting the hyphen, so it just shows up as 60 2.

John: Hey, could you buy me Sixty Two pencils for the school year?
Gina: How many?

by No, you don't get to know. February 23, 2021