Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

My two cents

An idiom meaning "that's my opinion" or "that's my humble suggestion." It conveys a personal viewpoint, often given unsolicited, and can be used in both formal and informal contexts.

I know we didn't ask for everyone's thoughts, but here's my two cents on the project: we should focus more on the marketing strategy.

by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.

by Sweet Golden Greek April 04, 2016

Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh

1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID

by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023