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Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
by Goat2530 December 30, 2018
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two

that shitty host in tpot
he is british do not trust him
two from tpot is a bad host
by probablypeenuts November 23, 2023
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My two babies Shan and Syakeel

My two babies Shan and Syakeel
My two babies Shan and Syakeel
by Handle100 August 10, 2023
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two-FF-lick-suck

The act of using two fingers to Finger your partner's vagina and butthole and licking her clitoris, all at the same time, then sucking her clit at end of each pass.
Girl to her bff: Omg! My boyfriend gave me the two-FF-lick-suck treatment last night...I've never came so much in my life!

She demonstrated by showing her friend the motions...
by EmmCeeSqrd June 5, 2025
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Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl
by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024
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Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”
by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024
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