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Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, but more affordable to the UK taxpayer.

Cost to the State further reduced by the confirmed presence of Legionella. All being well the same ought to reduce (in the most permanent way) those suffering with Bobby Stockholm Syndrome by c. 10%.
Prime Minister: ‘How can we sell Bibby Stockholm Syndrome to the base?’

Home Secretary: ‘Simple! Unlike that woke nonsense “Stockholm Syndrome”, Bibby Stockholm Syndrome has a 10% chance of resulting in the genuine death of the captive!’

Prime Minister: ‘You’ve done it again!’
by PsyduckPsays August 15, 2023
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mike myers syndrome

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.
hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.
by thebilldozer August 20, 2010
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west chester syndrome

When someone gets shit bagged wasted and gets a severe concussion resulting in loss of work and memory.
shit did you see how hard that drunk hit his head when he fell, he is gonna have west chester syndrome for sure!
by cs58 September 14, 2009
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After Shower Syndrome

"After Shower Syndrome" occurs after a shower or bath.

Symptoms include: Holding in shit because "i just showered it would ruin my whole shower if i just shat after" Being wet and hot, skin feeling dry,not wanting to wear clothes because it feels weird,and many more
A.S.S for short
coined by discord user mansonk1tty#6666
"i can't go walking now,i have After Shower Syndrome i need my hair to be dry first!"
by mansonk1tty February 3, 2022
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Tay K syndrome

When A delusional person who listens to Rap Artists with violent lyrics thinks they are a hard street thug even though they live in the wealthy suburbs and have never been a fight
“I’ll knock yo bitch ass out, pull ya ones”
Shut the fuck up David, you own 2 Mercedes and live in a white neighborhood with no crime rate”

David Suffers from Tay K syndrome
by ItsMVR August 28, 2023
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Kanye disillusionment syndrome

Kanye disillusionment syndrome us the belief that all of rapper/singer/producer Kanye Wests music is bad or unfavorable because he has had some bad takes.
"Damn dude Gold Digger, Bound 2, POWER, Stronger, 'friends' in Paris, all trash!"

"Nah homie you just got that Kanye disillusionment syndrome"
by Drewscoob February 26, 2021
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Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.
"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."
by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012
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