Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.

Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.

by bugkoa December 18, 2024

Pitito Potato

Like tomato tomato but better. Pronounced puh-tee-toe puh-tah-toe

Person 1. Hello Fred

Person 2. Actually it’s spelt with a p
Person 1. Pitito potato

by Flem Flam December 30, 2024

Pitectionism

Short for “pi protectionism.” When the number π prioritizes her tasks based on their value, cost, and urgency—she saves much time and creates great value, by focusing on the “signal-in-the-noise” tasks, unlike her fellow numerical constants that often react paranoiacally at the slightest rumor or furor.

Without practicing pitectionism, the most famous constant in mathematics would be unable to remain popular or be part of popular culture for so long, especially among those who unashamedly pride themselves to be “hopeless” at math.

by Numerati January 6, 2025

Pitter patter

Small or light conversation that holds no meaning

Ex. Stop all that pitter patter and focus on your work

by Don keykong January 12, 2025

PitterPatter

The act of heart reacting one's own social media content. This word came about in the late 1920's and is commonly used to describe the narcissism and misogyny one must possess to heart react their own content.

I was scrolling through Facebook and I noticed this one guy pitterpatters all of his own content.

by StompyMcGee January 18, 2025

Pittsburgh Piston

A term used to describe when someone is getting their dick sucked or rode by a person while they’re driving a vehicle.

“Hey, do you mind if I give you a blowjob while driving?” she said. “Oh, you mean a Pittsburgh Piston?” I responded.

“Dude, get this. She rode my dick WHILE I was driving! Ain’t that crazy?”
“Damn! That Pittsburgh Piston must’ve felt nice…”

by Darth826 January 27, 2025

Pitbullullah

A portmanteau of Pitbull (rapper notorious for hedonistic and sexual lyrics) and Rasulullah.

A blasphemy against Islam and Mohammed, since Pitbullullah is a satirical misspellings of PBUH (Peace Be Upon Him)

You say that our Bible is both fabricated and indecent, but at the same time, Mohammed Pitbullullah is present on our Bible.

What he would done there? Jacking off?

- Jozeph Paul Zhang

by Sir. B January 31, 2025