I could smell your mom before i saw her! 

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.

Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

I could smell your mom before i saw her! by dracora365 April 14, 2009

your mom 

Who I had sex with last night.

Your mom is amazing in the sack.

your mom by buttcheeks mcgee June 10, 2006

your mom 

used as a gay comeback

person1: what is a townie?
person2: your mom's a townie

your mom by Roscoed your mom June 23, 2004

Deroza's mom

A drunk women who dances around with wine coolers on her head.

Wow, check out her she is dancing like Deroza's mom.

Deroza's mom by T.R. May 2, 2005

I Am your mom 

I am your mom.

your mom

I Am your mom by Anonymous July 8, 2003

jeramy's mom 

the hot mom of jeramy who works at hooters and has some very large hooters of her own. she loves to fuck her son, jeramy as well as any one she sees.

jeramy's MOM upside down is WOW!!!!!!
jeramy's mom is the biggest spreader of aids
jeramy's mom has ginormous hooters
jeramy's mom sucks jeramy dry every night
jeramy's mom is single every morning
jeramy's mom has kong sized tities
jeramy's mom likes to get rough with miggets
jeramy's mom cant stop liking her son's pussy
jeramy's mom has the most massive melons and fruits

jeramy's mom by the wonderous sperm whale January 4, 2008

Yer mom! 

1. Slang for 'your mother'.
2. A lazy way to type 'your mom!'.
3. A trademarked phrase by Shady51.

Teh Spoon: So, Shady, what'd you do yesterday?
Shady: Yer mom!™ Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Teh Spoon: *sobs*
Shady: You do that.

Yer mom! by Shady51 March 9, 2004