to hire a mexican

When you’re playing forT and you purchase an NPC with in-game currency, known as gold.

“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”

“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”

by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024

mexican orgasm

If a women receives cunnilingus by someone who ate very hot pepper right before the act.

After eatin a delicious hot pepper. He pleasured her with a mexican orgasm.

by TheRealM3xican September 12, 2017

Mexican trifle

Filling a lady taco with guacamole, tomato salsa, sour cream & jalapeño peppers and sprinkling it with cheese to finish before you go down on her like a dog eating hot fries.

Vic wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, so we tried the Mexican trifle, it blew us both away!

by Shabba dabba doo July 24, 2019

Mexican street corn

When a man performs anal sex on a female and ejaculates inside her, she then shits it back out with the corn she had for dinner the night before.

Man, last night after I had anal with my girlfriend, she started shooting out Mexican Street Corn.....

by Hulkman420 August 3, 2025

mexican trunk waffle

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021