A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.
“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”
“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.
“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.
by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025
Get the mexican autism powered petmug. When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
Get the Traditional Mexican Baptismmug. by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011
Get the Mexican Yule Logmug. A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021
Get the Mexican Popsiclemug. when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas
Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside
by Jersey Wave March 29, 2010
Get the Mexican Laughy Gasmug. Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.
by CharlieRomeo December 8, 2021
Get the mexican buttwormsmug. The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.
If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021
Get the Mexicanmug.