like two retards fucking

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.

Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.

by Strangebeast January 16, 2009

smell like a mosh pit

to smell like the area in gigs where fat topless sweaty men beat the hell out of each other

after my ten mile run i smelt like a mosh pit

by will March 13, 2004

Built like a bus ticket

To describe someone that is thin, weedy or gangly build.

Man#1 - "That Peter Crouch is some height"
Man#2 - "Yea, but he's built like a bus ticket"

OR

Man#1 - "He's a lanky streak of piss isn't he!?"
Man#2 - "Aye he's built like a bus ticket"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

sac it like a massive bellend

To end/terminate an action

I hate this job, lets sac it like a massive bellend.

by Alex Reinwalt June 11, 2006

I like your pockets

This is when you look at someones back pockets in their pants and like what you see... You find yourself staring at their back pockets, not able to keep your eyes off them when they go by...

AKA your staring at their butt...

Tami walks down the hall and Zach says, "I like your pockets."

by The Pocket Master October 17, 2010

drop it like its hott

Shake your booty what your mama gave ya.

Shake it fast

Damn....did you see that girl shake? She drop it like its hott.

by anonymous 0807 May 7, 2008

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 16, 2008