The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Just look at a real king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra the arrogant person.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

King laqueefa

The emperor of the chewbaccalypse, she has the worst agrajag and hairiest pussy wookie making a polar bear look like a chiwawa

NOO king laqueefa is making our world a slip and slide.

by Animal frogged December 13, 2014

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Just look at a real, adult king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra as a synonym for an arrogant person. i mean, when arrogant want to be arrogant, is there anything you can do? no. just so with the real king cobra, if you meet one, you have no chance, you better run. and in the secular world, stay away from arrogant people as much as possible.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015

king mac and cheese

Mac and melted feta cheese. Amazing. The king of all Mac & Cheese.

I made some king mac and cheese, wayyyy better than KD and cheaper too. And then they all loved me.

by Pssseudonym December 3, 2013

King Ziggy Moon

The King Of All Fashion

For Now On I'm (King Ziggy Moon)

by KZMGS December 6, 2013

Commissioner King

King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.

1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.

1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.

2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?

Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.

by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013