Douche

Someone with a very false, ego-drive sense of self.

Look up finding my republican goddess as an example of a douche.

by Burgeranymous April 27, 2020

douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.

le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death

by somethingican May 25, 2020

Docucwanna

idk my friend misspelt do you wanna

Docucwanna join my group?

by deliciopp pizza June 12, 2020

Douche Dick

A male driver that can’t drive.

Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.

by drappel August 15, 2020

Douche

A nickname for a kid who looks asian but isnt

“Hey douche”. “Hey”

by Lemonjuiceboiyo September 25, 2020

Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.

Martha is a douche

by MLGPure October 3, 2020

Douche

A douche is both arrogant and stupid, but he is neither disingenuous nor abrasive. Due to his stupidity, a douche is always unaware that he is a douche.

Brian Willaims is a douche.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020