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pookie bear

something that you would call your love. it is a really nice name…. pookie bear.
i love my pookie bear, my pookie bear is he best, ****** is my pookie bear.
by sav• October 18, 2021
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Gummy Bear

The Australian way of pronouncing Gun My Beer. An action in which normally happens at parties where one will through a can of cheap beer in the air and shoot it with a gun splattering beer on many peoples faces.
Yo Edward, Gummy Bear. *splash*
by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018
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Bear Hair Rash

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.
I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.
by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023
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The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025
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Rusty polar bear

Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom

You will now have a cum dildo
Guy 1: Damn why is emyrs dildo so sticky and salty

Guy 2: ayo bro that’s a rusty polar bear
by Suckballsfor£5 May 9, 2021
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time for bear

a: so can you stay here today?
b: TIME FOR BEAR
a: i dont have the energi to even think over what time for bear can possibly mean
by A guy who like kaif May 4, 2022
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Gummy Bear

When a toothless prostitute gives you a blowjob
Hey, I'm going to get a gummy bear later tonight, do you wanna join?
by Gabby 6969 December 22, 2018
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