When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
by Rezboy sunday October 31, 2023
1-10 Female attractiveness scale, with 1 meaning "damn, she's ugly" and 10 meaning "damn she breaths male unfulfilled dreams of procreation"
-Boy does she hit a 7.5 on the 1-10 FAS!
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
by charos_the_flyaros_XB95 September 04, 2016
The Top Emcee in the art and technique of Hip-hop obligated to no affiliation. Higher status in Verbally projected lyricism. No better rapper in the 20th century.
by Sweetpea8384 January 27, 2015
National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.
-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~
by RodrigoTheWolf May 30, 2022
' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '
by horloq July 01, 2024
Boris Johnson has an IQ of -1
by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
Person 1: Omg look at Courtney, she's listening to Doja Cat and Dua Lipa, what a fucking loser.
Person 2: Yeah, she must have an IQ score of -1
Person 2: Yeah, she must have an IQ score of -1
by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022