two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.

Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely

by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023

Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

Two finger hula

female masturbation, gyrating to her favorite music.

She was so turned on to seeing prince, she did the two finger hula!

by madddddkkattzz March 9, 2010

two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

Two Wuv

A condition where a person sings about having a crush on the Oslen twins for no reason and they have a blue tie

Zeebin: Mary Kate and Ashley I hope you understand tha-
The Oslen twins: Ew get away
*Zeebin is now sad but still sings two Wuv*

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

Two Fist

When a guy stimulates two other guys penises with his hands, usually resulting in ejaculation

Billy used his "Two Fist" and stroked Roger and Dwayne Simultaneously till they came all over his face

by HardTime June 28, 2019

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025