Don't be a cake

Don't be an idiot,

Don't be a cake today

by The Main " July 14, 2023

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

hoe cake

a “hoe cake” is when a man and a woman are in a car or bed and they flip positions during sex (like a pancake is flipped).

“me and my girl had a hoe cake yesterday.”

by MFBenzyDictionary March 9, 2023

Cake boy

Someone who post passive aggressive shit aimed at the people they live with

Ugh... Roberta’s being such a cake boy about this party

by Meh_th November 21, 2017

nutty nutty fruit cake

that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something

science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake

by mrworldwidemr3O5 February 9, 2022

Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

Caked

Getting the snot rocked out of your skull.

Dude, you see that fight last night?
Ya bro, dude got caked!

by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020