Clam-Shell Eyes

when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam

Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !

by blurrryvision September 4, 2012

Brown-Eye Girl

A brown-eye girl is a girl who is always willing to have anal intercourse.

Yo, Sandy is my brown-eye girl. She's always down to let me poke her in the rear.

by Frankdarkly June 3, 2021

chocolate eye massage

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.

Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

by Chocolate Body Massage Machine November 5, 2012

Googly eye boobies

When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.

"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."

by the googler February 7, 2014

Gammy Eye Disease

Covering up that you're playing call of duty by saying you have 'gammy eye disease'

bobby isnt here because he said he has gammy eye disease

by jamesbond2007 February 8, 2018

A Sight For Blind Eyes

Something that is so ridiculously ugly that makes you wish you were blind.

Megan: wow mix and match day was not a good idea for spirit week at least not for my eyes.

Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.

by Lolala11 September 20, 2009

Red-eye-Ross

When your getting head off a chick, as you cum remove your dick from her mouth and stab her in the eye repeatedly.

That chick is going to be taking drops for a month, she got the red-eye-ross treatment last night.

by Stuky-D January 18, 2008