fucking a joint

Verb - to burn the entire length of a joint in one hit, or lgihting it on fire and inhaling everything.

"DUDE! you where just fucking a joint"
"Dont ever fuck my joints again kid"

by Jackson73 March 15, 2009

gutted to fuck

Gutted - Bitterly disappointed or upset.
Gutted To Fuck - Even more bitterly disappointed or upset than just simply being gutted / Gutted x10

Tim spilled his tea all down his leg and dropped his spliff in it, he was gutted to fuck!

by Asmo_ March 17, 2015

Fuck-all

Nothing

In P.E. yesterday I did fuck-all!

by Bobolover88 December 10, 2017

Bed fucking

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉

Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking

by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018

Fucking Janna

When league of legends isn't going how you wanted it and half your team is retarded and AFK, but at last it's not your teams fault its FUCKING JANNA, the ksing whore hacking your team mates making them even shitter then their bronze titles

FUCK YOU JANNA U HACKING WHORE RUINING MY ELO

We have lost this game badly Pandian1, Its fucking Janna's fault that slut...

by Georgous_Is_Bae June 13, 2016

Fucking Bullshit

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.

Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.

by Goodolshitbringer October 30, 2019

Duster Fuck

The object of pleasuring yourself to or with family members with random objects of choice, Such as: Razor Blades, Pot bellied pigs, A Space Heater, Heroin, A 50Lb Block of swiss cheese, A kiddy pool full of olive oil, and Battery Acid.

Duster Fuck can only be used accordingly in two sentences, the following: I would Duster Fuck the Hell out of my sister. And, Would you like to join my Duster Fuck.

by Fuster Ducker (J.Day N.Meads) July 26, 2011