National kiss a girl named Marnie day

Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."

-Tom Segura

by OscarBeqa April 04, 2024

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Corn Kissing

When two sexual partners kiss butthole to butthole and then one partner farts into the others anus, resulting in an infinite fart from partner to partner until one tires of the exchange.

Those two were corn kissing until one finally shat into the others butt.

by Anusranger March 19, 2022

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Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.

David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.

by Mulangirl August 22, 2019

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KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY

EVERY THURSDAYS IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY SO GUYS DONT BE A PU**Y

GIRL: WHAT DO YOU WANT
BOY: A KISS 😘

GIRL: WHY
BOY: BC TODAY IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY
BOTH: 😘 😘

by HEY 😈 September 15, 2021

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