Blue Haired Bitch

Traits of a blue haired bitch aka BHB

1 uses twitter daily
2 most likly a dream stan
3 most likly white
4 topically over 250 lbs
5 a part of the lgbtq+ community (disabled)
Try to avoid as they're millennial karens

Damn I think your girl's a blue haired bitch, look out

by Fuyo November 9, 2021

Pale blue idiot

refers to DanTDM when he had his stupid blue hair and looked like an idiot

SOMEONE: hey have you seen a pale blue idiot?

by dovewastaken1 June 27, 2022

Red-Blue Disease

(Noun) A disease which is for no reason considered an STD, occurs when people watch the youtube video "Red Blue" by Andy Milonakis. Symptoms are randomly saying "red blue" all the time. There is no cure to the Red-Blue Disease. It can only be spread...

Person 1: "REEEEEDDDD BLUE"
Person 2: "Oh my! I think you have red-blue disease! Should've used a condom."

by jewdewd18 August 27, 2009

omg the sky is blue

What you say if something is blatantly obvious so this is a more sarcastic way to answer to that.

Hey did u know that the eiffel tower is in italy. No way omg the sky is blue

by eohidjcklsm December 12, 2017

Sunderpants blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly socially stimulated by his best friend's predicted visitation but not allowed to see him when he finds his friend has just been abruptly called into to work at the last minute, leaving the man with a heavy and sore feeling in his balls.

Person 1 text messages: "Hey, is it cool if I come over?"

Person 2 text messages: "Yeah bro, I can't wait, I'll make some coffee!"

Person 1 text messages: "agh nm, hey sorry man, I just called into work, I can't come over :/"

Person 2 text messages: "Damn it, that's the 3rd time this week I've gotten Sunderpants blue balls :("

by azfree1016 December 1, 2011

On it like blue bonnet

I'll all over it.

You're already started on a favor someone asks of you. Then they ask you if you've started and you say, "I'm on it like blue bonnet"

by Bunny27 March 5, 2009

i got the blues

1) Phrase Cody Lambert of Step By Step said whenever he would get in trouble, get someone else in trouble, or was told to do something he didn't want to do

2) Phrase you say when you've been put through so much crap you feel like singing the blues

After Cody got Karen in trouble:

"I got the blues. I got the blues. I got the I-got-Karen-in-trouble- blues".

2) You say you've got the blues, Cody, but you're not the only one who has them. I've got the blues, too.

by Karen Stickney November 9, 2008