Protien douche

Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien

I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...

by Frickenfina August 15, 2022

Douch bait

The act of making a comment in a YouTube video to draw comments from Trolls and Shills in the comment section so that they may identified and blocked.

“I said that in my video as douch bait to get the trolls to comment “

by Cheeky Monkees April 13, 2019

douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.

I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex

by dmurex May 23, 2022

douche cringe

The feeling one gets when he/she is watching a douche commercial with his/her parents and starts to physically 'cringe'.

Did you see that dude's face? It gave me a total douche cringe.

by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007

Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)

Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle

by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Douche Bag

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear

"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"

by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011